Cheesy Kale Bites Chips Recipe

Nacho Cheesy Kale Bites Chips recipe in a jar.

Yes, you read that right: MAGICAL Cheesy Kale Bites. These little pieces of heavenly goodness are so so delicious. They are cheesy, without the dairy. Because they taste as their loaded with cheese, my husband refers to them as nacho kale chips. They’re addictive, and you might not be able to stop snacking on them. I have a whole lot of kale growing in the garden, and I think it may be my favorite veggie, and kale in chip-form might be my favorite kind of chip! Though it’s hard to beat salt and pepper potato chips dipped in pepperoncini cheese dip.

Even though these tasty morsels are considered chips, I’m calling them bites. They are more than a chip. These bites are gluten-free, vegetarian, dairy-free, and Whole 30. This recipe does contain nuts.

Let’s get cooking!

You’re probably tired of my babbling and want to get onto making this snack. Sounds good. Here’s how to make my Cheesy Kale Bites.

Tasty Kale Cheesy Bites chips in a coffee mug.

Magical Cheesy Kale Bites

Cheesy Kale Bite Chips
Prep Time
2 hrs 30 mins
Total Time
10 hrs 30 mins
 

They are cheesy, without the dairy. Because they taste as their loaded with cheese, my husband refers to them as nacho kale chips. They're addictive, and you might not be able to stop snacking on them.

Course: Snack
Cuisine: American
Keyword: chips, dairy-free, snack, vegan, vegetable, vegetarian, whole 30
Servings: 5
Calories: 170 kcal
Ingredients
  • 2 bunches kale
  • 1 red bell pepper
  • 1 cup raw cashews
  • 1/4 cup nutritional yeast (the "cheese")
  • 4 tbsp fresh-squeezed lemon juice
  • 1 tsp honey
  • ¼ tsp granulated onion
  • ¼ tsp turmeric
  • ½ tsp salt
Instructions
  1. Place cashews in a bowl of water and let sit for 2 hours.

  2. Wash and dry your kale. Remove the thick stems, then tear up the kale leaves into smaller bite-sized pieces. Remove seeds from the bell pepper and chop it up into smaller pieces.

  3. When the 2 hours are up, drain the water from the cashews. To make the "cheese" blend, place all remaining ingredients, plus the chopped up bell pepper and soaked cashews, into a food processor and blend until smooth.

  4. In a large bowl, use your hands to coat the kale with the cheesy blend.

  5. Place clumps of the cheesy kale on the dehydrator trays and dehydrate for 8-10 hours, or until crispy. The bottom trays of my dehydrator tend to cook faster, so I like to rotate my trays throughout this process. I had a few thicker kale bites that needed about 3 hours longer than my first round.

  6. When finished, you can lightly sprinkle a small amount of salt on the bites. I store our cheesy kale chips in a jar. To keep moisture out, wrap a handful of rice in a bit of fabric.

  7. The bites last for about a week if stored properly.

I’m a member of the Portland Preservation society, and when we get together we swap canned goods. For this meeting, I chose to bring these tasty kale chips and packaged them in individual jars. Each jar has small rice pouches, to keep out moisture, then I created “made for you” lid labels. You can download these labels, click on one of the links below.

Rice pouches to keep kale chips moisture-free.

Rice pouches in jars.

Made for You jar labels with Cheesy Kale Chips.

Click here to download the “Made for You” Wide Mouth Lids printable.

Click here to download the “Made for You” Regular Mouth Lids printable.

Made for You brown paper canning labels.

I hope you enjoy this recipe. Please do let me know if you make these by tagging me on Instagram, or sharing on any other social media channels. I’d love to see it!

How do these Cheesy Kale Bites look? Have you ever tried kale chips before?

– Chelsey

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Wednesday Goodies: Classy Lady Style

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//Sweet The Day Cardigan from ModCloth//Blueberry Buckle Dress from ModCloth//Vintage Daisy Brooch from Cashew Pickle//Etched Circle Studs from Mooreaseal.com//Box-y Lady Clutch from Lulu’s//Barelle B.Orange Heels from Bait Footwear//Notebook from Triple Threat Press//Undies from Hanes//

Say hello to a new collection of goodies on my style-wish-list. I call this: Classy Lady Style. The dress is adorable and the sandals are lovely (plus they look like they are comfy). The vintage daisy brooch, the sweet little circle studs, and the fantastic boxy clutch. I imagine needing a little notebook to write down all my brilliant ideas, since I would be so inspired by this amazing outfit. Ha! Everything about this collection makes me happy. Plus, Hanes sent over a bunch of goodies for me to try out. There was something called the Bandini bra. For my dream dress above, I’d need to wear some sort of strapless boob support. Honestly, I’ve never had success with strapless bras. Ever. Sure, they may support for a bit… but I spend most of my time pulling the damn thing up (super fun). The little Bandini bras stay on (that band really holds on, and is comfy). I just slip the Bandini on and the straps under my arms. It holds the girls where they need to be and doesn’t slip down. Awesome. Side note: they also sent wedgie-free undies. It’s pretty ridiculous how excited I am for these (and they came in a ton of pretty patterns and colors… I’m not a white undies kinda girl).

 

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Hanes wants to know what your under cover color is (check it out here). You can share it with the #undercovercolor hashtag on Twitter, Instagram or Facebook! Today my undercover color is: Blue.

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What’s your undercover color? Yes, I just asked what color underwear you’re wearing.

– Chelsey

I was selected for this opportunity as a member of Clever Girls Collective. This is a sponsored post, but all opinions and content are my own.

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Tried it: Perfectly Painted Nails with glue.

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Tried it: Perfectly Painted Nails with Glue

Another Pinterest goody. I originally found this idea here, but the blogger was doing this for the marbling nail effect. I just plain need help with the actual painting of the nails. Mostly, I just don’t paint my nails…. since the result usually looks like I was giving myself a manicure, while drunk. It’s that bad. Buuuuut, the Elmer’s glue on my fingers: magic.

It’s a simple process. I put a dab of glue near my cuticle and used a swab to “paint” the glue around my finger nail. If I got some glue on a nail, I would use a wet swab to wipe it off. Let that dry (dried in about 5 minutes), apply the nail polish, and let the polish dry completely. I waited about 15 minutes. Start to peel of the glue! Since the glue is water soluble, you could also wash your hands and use a wet swab to get the glue off.

Done! I will definitely be using this method again! Have you tried this?

– Chelsey


Beautiful Business Cards from Alt San Fran

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I turned my illustrated rings into business cards. You can find them here.

One of my favorite things about blogging conferences: the beautiful business cards. I’m such a visual person, they really connect me to the individual I’m meeting. You can introduce yourself and chat with someone for a while… and they may or may not remember what it is you do or what your website is. You hand them a unique and memorable business card: chances are they will remember you. At least that’s how it is for me. I mean, if you’re a blogger that writes about baking…. and you hand me a bizz card with a cookie attached: I will remember you.

Cookies.

I’m always just blown away by the variety of thoughtful cards at these gatherings. They are inspiring and oh so pretty. That’s why I take photos of them. Snap a photo and link to all my favorites (this means I can refer to these posts in the future, if I’d like remember the cards). Plus I want to share all these neat card ideas with all of you! All of these cards below tell me a little story about the blogger/business they come from. Enjoy!

Cards with treats:

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1. Ringmaster Mom 2. Best Friends For Frosting 3. Crow and Canary 4. Keep.com 5. The Road to The Good Life 6. Oh So Antsy 7. We Love Citrus

Beautiful cards:

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1. Atly 2. Elle Dee Designs 3. Erica Henderson 4. Assemble Shop 5. Moment-Us 6. Frances Bailey 7. Super Duper Fantastic 8. Lifestyle Crafts 9. Pretty Prudent 10. Misty Knight 11. Animal Head Vintage 12. Hello Lidy 13. Gabreilla Orengo 14. 52 Weeks Project

– Chelsey


PNW Blogger Craft Party Recap!

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On July 13th we tried out our first PNW Blogger Crafting Party.  It was an experiment and I have to say I’ve learned a lot + know what to improve and change. We had an amazing collection of sweet bloggers. It was a day of crafting and chatting with bloggy buddies. Part of this event also included portrait photos, taken by Cara Denison.

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We are working out the details of the next event. It will be in September and super fabulous. ALSO: we have also been working on our annual PNW Blogger Holiday Party! The space will be limited for this event (it always sells out fast), so if you’d like to keep in the know about all upcoming events and parties, sign up for our newsletter here!

– Chelsey

Some of the crafting supplies, space, and goody bag items were provided by these amazing sponsors!
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DIY: Filing Cabinet Side Table

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New on Better Homes and Gardens: Filing Cabinet Side Table. Filing cabinets are “antiques” these days. I mean, most of my billing and paperwork is currently online. No need for all the stacks of paper, and that means no need to ORGANIZE those stacks of paper. So, what should we do with the filing cabinets? How about a filing cabinet side table? Yup! It’s a perfect side table to keep my art supplies out of sight and organized.

It’s my newest project on the Better Homes and Gardens blog. I hope you can check it out, and let me know if you try this out for yourself!

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– Chelsey

P.S. I am a paid contributor for the Better Homes and Gardens blog.

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Wednesday Goodies: DIY Kid Safety Temporary Tattoo

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Tried it: DIY Kid Safety Temporary Tattoo. I’ve seen this a couple times on Pinterest, and recently found it again on this blog. It’s a nifty way to “tattoo” your kiddo’s phone number on their arm. It’s perfect for going to busy spots like zoo’s or amusement parks, but I also love the idea of using this method if your kiddo has an allergy. You just grab a pen, write a small note & number on their arm, and seal the writing with a liquid bandage.

Sealing it with the liquid bandage makes the writing sweat proof  and waterproof. It’s also VERY easy to take off when you’re done. Just apply another layer of liquid bandage and wipe off then wash. Done. Bam. Love this idea.

– Chelsey

My Tried It series is all about what actually works, for me, from Pinterest. Follow this link to check out past “Tried-it” posts.

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