My 4-year-old has discovered the world of jokes. She really only knows one, “What does a train say when he eats? Chew chew!” She keeps asking me to make up some jokes to tell her, but I don’t really know all that many jokes.
My only go to kid jokes:
– What shows do cows like to watch? Moooovies! – and this one has been my standby since I was like 8, – A guy goes to the doctor with a banana in one ear, a cucumber in the other, and two peas in his nose. He tells the doctor, ‘Doc, I don’t feel so good.’ The doctor replies, ‘Well, you’re not eating right.’ – She wasn’t so into that one, maybe it’s my delivery? Hee.
I’ve done a bit of online research, but there’s a ton to dig through and I think you guys probably know some gems. So, let’s hear it. I want to see your most ridiculous and silly jokes. Share them in the comments below, or you can share them with me in Instagram (I will be asking on there later this morning).
P.S. If you want to share some more adult jokes with me, go ahead. I will just keep those for myself.