Thank you!

Ruari // thepapermama.com

Thank you to everyone that shared their favorite cheesy jokes. You seriously made my daughter’s day! She loved ALL of them. I feel like I need to share them with all of you.

– What is invisible and smells like worms? A bird’s fart.

– What do you call an alligator that wears a vest? An investigator!

– How do you catch a squirrel? climb up a tree and act like a nut.

– Why was the nose feeling sad? He was tired of getting picked on!

– Why did the cookie go to the doctor? He was feeling crummy!

– Why couldn’t Batman go fishing? Because Robin ate all the worms…

– What do you call two spiders that just got married? Newlywebs!

– What do you get when a hen lays her egg on top of a hill? An eggroll.

– Why did the elephant paint its toes red? Because it wanted to hide in the strawberry patch.

– What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? NACHO-cheese

– Why isn’t there any gambling in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

– How do you catch a unique bird? Unique up on it.

– How do you catch a tame bird? The tame way, unique up on it!

– What did the bear say when the police pulled him over? Don’t worry; I’m KOALA-fied to drive!

– Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

– Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c.. (MOO!)

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting starfish.
Interrupting st.. (*hand in face*)

– What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

– What do a bird and a turtle have in common? They can both fly! Except for the turtle…

Thank you SO much. I loved all of these. I have to say that the last one was a fave, since it’s so ridiculous. My kiddo laughed SO much at the squirrel/nut joke. We love squirrels around here. Hee!

Happy Thursday!

– Chelsey

 

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One comment

  • Katherines Corner on said:

    It's nearly am here and I just read every one of these jokes to my sweet hubby. We laughed out loud some jokes are funny no matter what your age. I will be sharing these with our five grandchildren ( ages 3-14). Hugs and thank you for the giggles.

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